#84534 - knight0fdragon - Tue May 23, 2006 5:09 am
All im giving is the link, you will fill in the rest......
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-6405445518216376043&q=ds
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#84535 - Mr. Picklesworth - Tue May 23, 2006 5:20 am
Hehe,
E3 talks to me!
And an idiot... not because he dislikes the system, but... touch screen is a battery drain? The DS has battery troubles?
Nintendo's been making handhelds since 1987? That's a good thing!
DS costs $300?!
DS isn't overwhelmed with ports from other consoles!
Meh, I think it's safe to say he did this looking like an uneducated idiot thing on purpose, to be honest...
In fact, it's really obvious with his failure to understand anything...
Not a very funny guy, though.
I suppose it's somehow a scheme to get me watching these other Moldytoaster Video things... didn't work :P
Though, looking at those others, it's about the same boring garbage that tries to be humourously pessimistic but isn't.
The computer episode is nearly funny.
I stopped watching after that.
Anyone that takes this seriously is nuts, though.
Just laugh at how unsuccessful this little... thing... is.
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#84536 - Critical_Impact - Tue May 23, 2006 5:24 am
This guy has the worst arguments ever, touch screen = bad battery life, screw yourself, it has a better battery life than psp. Then he starts comparing the gameboy to the ds, what the hell, what a noob. Changing to colour isnt great, what a fucking retard.
Gigaflop, when the hell did they ever refer to ds as to having gigaflops?
He comments that you can use a memory stick on the ds, so can DS, its called a flash cart you fuck tard.
Pretty much everything he lists wrong with the ds is wrong assuming you have a flash cart.
"With the psp you can replace the batteries" You can do the same with a DS. He also says you cant play DS while its hooked up to the wall, you can do that with a ds.
He says you can watch movies! You can do that on a ds, ffs now hes going on about music, so can a ds, what a fucking retarted man who doesnt know what hes talking about.
I only watched half of it but pretty much every point he made was as he said "Garbage", hes a retard who has no idea what hes talking about and rants on like hes in the right.
#84545 - HyperHacker - Tue May 23, 2006 7:34 am
Do what I do when I find a fanboy spewing BS to promote their favourite product: Create a web page, copying everything he says, and then in a different colour or some such, correct him and add links to sources. Then whenever someone mentions his page/video/etc, link to yours. :-) In this case you could make a video demonstrating the DS playing videos while plugged in, having its battery changed, etc.
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#84554 - Bas - Tue May 23, 2006 8:53 am
Obvious staged idiocy.
#84593 - derula - Tue May 23, 2006 3:34 pm
Rofl, most of his arguments are wrong or stupid. I like it ^^
btw: I will sell my DS now that I know you can't use it as a controller for the PS3. Not that I will buy a PS3, but this lack of support simply sucks. Even the PSP can be used as a controller for the PSP, so why can't the DS? ^^
I do believe that this video is fake (I mean, acted), because some of his "arguments" are simply too stupid, e.g. "You can't multiplay with a DS and a PSP, but you can with two PSPs."
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#84599 - Dan2552 - Tue May 23, 2006 4:49 pm
HAHAHAHAHAH
He doesn't know crap. Almost everything he said was wrong. OMG YOU CAN GET LINUX ON PSP NOW, and you can't do that on a DS, look it up.
www.dslinux.org
OMG PSP CAN PLAY MOVIES OMG OMG OMG
So can the GBA.
#84606 - Thomas - Tue May 23, 2006 5:49 pm
I'm pretty sure he's being sarcastic and just wants to parody the arguments of PSP fanboys.
#84608 - Darkflame - Tue May 23, 2006 5:51 pm
That guy is genius.
Its funny, but also so understated that it could be real.
#84617 - Lynx - Tue May 23, 2006 7:04 pm
obvious parity.
#84632 - Darkflame - Tue May 23, 2006 8:42 pm
No, not obvious at all.
It almost certainly is, but its hardly much of a change from what some people really do say about the DS.
#84636 - Lynx - Tue May 23, 2006 9:16 pm
I can play my PSP plugged in? No kidding! It's obvious! You can hook your PSP up to a tv, if you hack the heck out of it? But, no mention of simple stuff like the GBA MP playing movies/mp3s?
The only thing that could make that video any more obvious would be blinking red text that said "YES, I'M JOKING!!".
#84644 - zubiac - Tue May 23, 2006 10:05 pm
| Lynx wrote: |
| I can play my PSP plugged in? |
That's almost as awesome as PS3's "real-time weapon change" and "a battle against a giant crab in ancient japan" <_<
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#84645 - mntorankusu - Tue May 23, 2006 10:07 pm
| zubiac wrote: |
| "a battle against a giant crab in ancient japan" <_< |
Don't forget, it's a battle that actually happened. In real life.
#84646 - Liquidnumb - Tue May 23, 2006 10:16 pm
I wouldn't call it a joke as much as I would call it a troll. Plenty of Nintendo fanboys are going to take this video rather personally.
#84660 - lambi1982 - Tue May 23, 2006 11:27 pm
ok, this dirtbag owes me 12 min...... I wasted 12 min of my life hoping, just hoping something good was going to come out of that...
What an idiot, GIGA FLOP when the hell did memory start being measured in flops.
I hope he falls out of a window and lands on a mailbox and then gets hit by a truck that explodes and then burns as a plane crashes over it engulfing it in jet fuel and burns more... that bastard
I will not waste another second on this loser.
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#84663 - OrR - Wed May 24, 2006 12:01 am
I love that video, it's just awesome. :D
#84667 - Darkflame - Wed May 24, 2006 1:07 am
| Lynx wrote: |
I can play my PSP plugged in? No kidding! It's obvious! You can hook your PSP up to a tv, if you hack the heck out of it? But, no mention of simple stuff like the GBA MP playing movies/mp3s?
|
I envy you.
Your clearly lucky enough never to have come into contact with some hardcore sony fanboys.
Ignorance is never, never a reason not to say something is rubbish for some people.
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#84685 - norvan - Wed May 24, 2006 4:46 am
That boy goes home, busts out the lube, and masturbates while crying about how lonely and fat he is. He's probably the kind of guy that posts on a blog about his personal problems, expecting people to pay attention. The fact that he took the time to make this really says something about his character. But hey, someone's gotta sell the Yugi-oh and Magic cards at the local nerd shop.
#84686 - Mr. Picklesworth - Wed May 24, 2006 5:26 am
| Quote: |
| The fact that he took the time to make this really says something about his character. |
Nah, this is nothing!
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#84717 - derula - Wed May 24, 2006 11:15 am
| Mr. Picklesworth wrote: |
| Quote: | | The fact that he took the time to make this really says something about his character. |
Nah, this is nothing! |
Damn, hm, I don't want to be him. By the way, I did an Anti-Vid (just for fun, didn't take his critics seriously), but it is loooow-quality and I'm a terrible speaker (bad vocabulary, bad grammar, bad pronunciation... nine years of English in school but still... something's terribly wrong with the German educating system ^^). The content isn't too good as well. But, try to enjoy it nonetheless (it is long, though, sorry -.-)
Find it here
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#84718 - chishm - Wed May 24, 2006 11:18 am
| Lynx wrote: |
| obvious parity. |
We might have to check sum of his facts...
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#84737 - HtheB - Wed May 24, 2006 1:53 pm
#84740 - Lynx - Wed May 24, 2006 2:11 pm
| derula wrote: |
Damn, hm, I don't want to be him. By the way, I did an Anti-Vid (just for fun, didn't take his critics seriously), but it is loooow-quality and I'm a terrible speaker (bad vocabulary, bad grammar, bad pronunciation... nine years of English in school but still... something's terribly wrong with the German educating system ^^). The content isn't too good as well. But, try to enjoy it nonetheless (it is long, though, sorry -.-)
Find it here |
AWESOME! That is perfect! The poor quality makes it even better!!
HA! "or something number 3"...
#84742 - Darkflame - Wed May 24, 2006 3:13 pm
I can see a catch phrase comeing.
"Its a fact...look it up"
:D :D
#84743 - JaJa - Wed May 24, 2006 3:14 pm
Someone mentioned something about a transcript?
http://rapidshare.de/files/21265930/The_DS_Sucks.txt.html
I missed out all the Er.. and erms... as they would take up too much of the file :P
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#84751 - Bas - Wed May 24, 2006 3:55 pm
| chishm wrote: |
| Lynx wrote: | | obvious parity. |
We might have to check sum of his facts... |
^ Winner.
#84794 - derula - Wed May 24, 2006 8:35 pm
| HtheB wrote: |
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PLm74hiu9mI
:D old one.. but STILL LOL! :D |
lol, I love these girls... especially the DS one, of course. ^^
Rotfl ^^ Should be read by a grandpa when he sits with his grandchildren at the fireside in a cold night ^^
| Darkflame wrote: |
I can see a catch phrase comeing.
"Its a fact...look it up"
:D :D |
Yeah, and also "I don't think foo does that, because it is garbage."
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#84795 - uzumakishade - Wed May 24, 2006 8:46 pm
#84798 - derula - Wed May 24, 2006 8:56 pm
Just found that, too, lol ^^
edit: I hope I have played a role for his decision xD
edit2: roflmao is this great :) He even has better arguments than I had in my stinking version. Obviously, the PSP costs 800US$ and you can upgrade the DS's memory to 8 GB... Hooray! (I think he heard that in the radio...)
edit3: it took him 5 days to recognise the truth.
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#84806 - knight0fdragon - Wed May 24, 2006 9:26 pm
ive been in a constant battle with this guy because hes a freaking idiot
hes a loser trying to get some attention, a lot of his sh!t is just pathetic
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#84807 - derula - Wed May 24, 2006 9:30 pm
| knight0fdragon wrote: |
ive been in a constant battle with this guy because hes a freaking idiot
hes a loser trying to get some attention, a lot of his sh!t is just pathetic |
I tried to watch some of the Talking With Jon episodes, maybe you're right, but that's no reason for getting insulting. At least imho.
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#84888 - Liquidnumb - Thu May 25, 2006 11:56 am
If it upsets you, you may consider that's what he finds so amusing in the first place.
#84958 - Kudaku - Fri May 26, 2006 1:36 am
i heard part way that he had to keep himself from laughing
#84964 - Lynx - Fri May 26, 2006 3:12 am
Wow.. anyone that thinks EITHER of those videos are REAL needs to get a life. they are BOTH parities! Just for fun people.. so just calm down!.
But.. the dude sure does get a lot of phones calls.
#84970 - CubeGuy - Fri May 26, 2006 5:02 am
I'd find it funny if he didn't have to stop every three seconds, say "um" and look at his script.
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#84972 - knight0fdragon - Fri May 26, 2006 5:12 am
sure its insulting, its doing no good to better man, its actually making us go backwards...... you know there is some sony fan boy out there right now thinking this guy is there hero, and they arent even going to notice that its a joke.
Before you know it, a cult is forming for this guy and he will be seen as the savior of the mindless and the insane
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#84980 - The 9th Sage - Fri May 26, 2006 6:04 am
| knight0fdragon wrote: |
sure its insulting, its doing no good to better man, its actually making us go backwards...... you know there is some sony fan boy out there right now thinking this guy is there hero, and they arent even going to notice that its a joke.
Before you know it, a cult is forming for this guy and he will be seen as the savior of the mindless and the insane |
Hmm...is this why I just heard something resembling the Kefka laugh off in the distance?
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#85035 - derula - Fri May 26, 2006 5:29 pm
| knight0fdragon wrote: |
| Before you know it, a cult is forming for this guy and he will be seen as the savior of the mindless and the insane |
C'mon, world won't explode. World explodes through nuclear wars, not through funny (well, I laughed, even in the first place) lil' videos. And what the hedgehog shall we care when Sony Boys freak for that guy? So what? Let them freak. Imho, you can make an elephant out of the smallest mouse.
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#85052 - JaJa - Fri May 26, 2006 8:46 pm
Even a nuclear war won't make the world explode.
It might well reset life as we know it (the bacteria will live and evolve back into some form of sapient life eventually, if that's how it started).
This site documents some ways of destroying the earth COMPLETELY.
http://www.livescience.com/technology/destroy_earth_mp.html
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#85062 - Darkflame - Fri May 26, 2006 9:30 pm
#85090 - derula - Sat May 27, 2006 12:16 am
I like ways 10 and 8... couldn't understand some of the others (scientific english is surprisingly hard to understand when you're not native. Just like restaurant menus are.)
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#85134 - JaJa - Sat May 27, 2006 10:28 am
| Quote: |
| Once we have it rotating, coat the outside of it with a hard shell. Something like a quick-drying Styrofoam or something. We want it to retain its shape when we stop it rotating. |
This is the one flaw of the original plan.
Quick drying Styrofoam requires air to cure.
No air in space....
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#85230 - Lynx - Sun May 28, 2006 3:11 am
| JaJa wrote: |
| Quote: | | Once we have it rotating, coat the outside of it with a hard shell. Something like a quick-drying Styrofoam or something. We want it to retain its shape when we stop it rotating. |
This is the one flaw of the original plan.
Quick drying Styrofoam requires air to cure.
No air in space.... |
Or something that doesn't need air.. :)
#85270 - dualscreenman - Sun May 28, 2006 11:07 am
He did one on Wii too.. I'll see if I can find a link.
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#85450 - Darkflame - Tue May 30, 2006 2:24 pm
GRRRRrrrr
I was going to do one on the Wii....how dare he be too fast for me to copy him!
I had loads of material prepared;
(well, ok, half a page of rough notes in notepad :p)
Scratch that, is this it;
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3310458736017513204
Pathetic :x
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#85459 - derula - Tue May 30, 2006 3:07 pm
| Darkflame wrote: |
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=3310458736017513204
Pathetic :x |
Rofl, is that great ^^ the most innovative PS3 controller ^^ like all new design and stuff ^^
Well, okay, you can kill kitties about whether this guy is great or cruel. But I think these vids are funny. I don't really like "Talking with Jon" though. It is simply... too strange and trashy.
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#85469 - Darkflame - Tue May 30, 2006 5:35 pm
I meant pathetic as it was a minute long slideshow rather then a 15 minute rant-a-phon ;)
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#85481 - wintermute - Tue May 30, 2006 8:33 pm
heh, dunno if anyone noticed
http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=902109023681812200
I guess the guy just thinks he's funny
edit: actually this one is funnier than the DS one - just as much bullshit but more entertaining ( and not just because it's directed at the PSP instead).
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#85499 - derula - Tue May 30, 2006 11:32 pm
| wintermute wrote: |
| heh, dunno if anyone noticed |
uzumakishade already pointed this out, and there was a small discussion about it, so I think anyone who is reading this thread regularly has noticed ;)
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